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-{{ :11-240512-202341-man_flu.mp3 |}}+{{ :manflu_v4-14lufs.mp3 |}}
  
 130bpm 130bpm
  
 +====== NEW SHORTENED VERSION 1.0 ======
  
 +
 +<code>
 +## Man Flu v8, 2025-03-23
 +
 +# Verse: (vary E7 E7 with E7 – E – E7 in first line)
 +D Bm7 | A A | G A E7 E7
 +D Bm | E E | C C D D
 +
 +In the jungle of Papua New Guinea there was
 +A woman searching pigeons thought to be extinct
 +With a local guide she wandered there for days
 +Just saw tree kangaroos and cassowary’s with their hats
 +
 +At one night she slept in a hammock in the trees
 +she jumped out and she screamed, and her guide quickly came to help
 +Sure appendicitis is rarely nicely timed,
 +But to remove it yourself lit by the campfire is mad
 +
 +# intermezzo:
 +Em Bm | F#m G
 +Em Bm | F#m G | G ~ (5th measure, anacrusis towards chorus)
 +
 +# Chorus: 
 +D | A | G | E
 +G | E | G | A
 +
 +Ohh it was bad - soo bad! This pain should not be in the game.
 +But she did make it through, grateful that she didn’t have the man flu.
 +Nothing, nothing, nothing
 +Nothing, is awful like the man flu.
 +
 +# Verse: (vary E7 E7 with E7 – E – E7 in first line)
 +D Bm7 | A A | G A E7 E7
 +D Bm | E E | C C D D
 +
 +It took them six long years to get pregnant as they wished
 +With some medical help their dream would finally come true
 +How much they loved their tiny household to expand
 +But would five kids at once also be fivefold times the fun?
 +
 +Giving birth felt like a marathon through hell
 +Five healthy screaming babies like a jazz chord plus one off
 +She lacked some nipples evolution couldn't foresee
 +just like she'll never know about the man flu flavoured hell
 +
 +# intermezzo:
 +Em Bm | F#m G (repeat until Joris finishes his solo?)
 +Em Bm | F#m G | G ~ (5th measure, anacrusis towards chorus)
 +
 +# Chorus: 
 +D | A | G | E
 +G | E | G | A
 +
 +Ohh it was bad - soo bad! This pain should not be in the game.
 +But she did make it through, grateful that she didn’t have the man flu.
 +Nothing, nothing, nothing
 +Nothing, is awful like the man flu.
 +</code>
 +
 +
 +
 +==== (EXTENDED VERSION BELOW) ====
 +
 +
 +===== (OBSOLETE VERSION 0.1) ======
 <code> <code>
 ## Man Flu v7, 2024-05-12, by The Cassowary Kicks ## Man Flu v7, 2024-05-12, by The Cassowary Kicks
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