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== Small Dick Energy Man [v8], 2023-06-04 ==
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* mumble text [inside square brackets] with a cocky voice
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Intro, (mag opgerekt met basslijntje G#m - F en hele lichte percussie):
G#m  G#m (Arabisch rifje is queue om daarna couplet in te zetten door vocals)


Couplet 1:
          B           G#m
I have … thirty three cars
   B Bb A  G#
My bugatti has -
  F#   F#7    F#       E                      B 
* quad turbo engine [this is just the start]*

        B                G#m
May I… please have your email
B  Bb A  G#
so I can send -
     F# F#7   F#     E                   D7
a * complete list [of my car collection]*


Refrein:
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.


Couplet 2:
B     G#m     B Bb A G# 

F#  F7# F#  E   B

          B             G#m
I’m in my bathrobe, so cool
        B   Bb  A  G#
smoking big boy cigars
        F#  F7#  F#                  E       B 
can you imagine anyone [being awesome like me?]


             B             G#m
Tell all the tweeps in the world
           B   Bb  A G#
About the dope kid I am
        F#  F7# F#                E        D7
I’m a grown boy I        order pizza [whenever I want]*


Refrein:
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.




Rappish intermezzo (aanloopje maken via herhalen G# - F, tempo mag wat opgevoerd):
            G#
You tell me fool get a life
            F
but I’m the cool bathrobe guy
            G#
minin’ them bitches like bitcoin
                F
while cops they tracin my gridpoint
           G#
    dissin liberal leftees
              F
that snatchin bitches aint theft geez
           G#
and when I sell ‘m you tell ‘m
             F
they love my cigar and smell ‘m
            G#
    jealous fuckers won’t listen
           F
they wanna send me to prison
           G#
I know you sheeple can find me
           Eb
don’t mind the boxes behind me *AAAAAARGGGHH*

D (opmaat naar refrein)


Refrein:
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.


Couplet 3:
B     G#m     B Bb A G# 

F#  F7# F#  E   B

            B            G#m
I romance chicks into my lair
             B    Bb  A  G#
And I don’t care if it’s fair -
           F#   F#7      F#       E                      B 
For what I earn I shall burn  [all your base are belong to me]*

        B              G#m
I pity y’all you can’t see
	B  Bb   A      G#
that the matrix has thee
       F#      F#7     F#            E                   D7
you’re clearly not as bright [as the bathrobe warrior]*


Refrein: (slowly fade out)
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A          D7     C              G               F          G       A 
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
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