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== Small Dick Energy Man [v8], 2023-06-04 ==
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* mumble text [inside square brackets] with a cocky voice
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Intro, (mag opgerekt met basslijntje G#m - F en hele lichte percussie):
G#m G#m (Arabisch rifje is queue om daarna couplet in te zetten door vocals)
Couplet 1:
B G#m
I have … thirty three cars
B Bb A G#
My bugatti has -
F# F#7 F# E B
* quad turbo engine [this is just the start]*
B G#m
May I… please have your email
B Bb A G#
so I can send -
F# F#7 F# E D7
a * complete list [of my car collection]*
Refrein:
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
Couplet 2:
B G#m B Bb A G#
F# F7# F# E B
B G#m
I’m in my bathrobe, so cool
B Bb A G#
smoking big boy cigars
F# F7# F# E B
can you imagine anyone [being awesome like me?]
B G#m
Tell all the tweeps in the world
B Bb A G#
About the dope kid I am
F# F7# F# E D7
I’m a grown boy I order pizza [whenever I want]*
Refrein:
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
Rappish intermezzo (aanloopje maken via herhalen G# - F, tempo mag wat opgevoerd):
G#
You tell me fool get a life
F
but I’m the cool bathrobe guy
G#
minin’ them bitches like bitcoin
F
while cops they tracin my gridpoint
G#
dissin liberal leftees
F
that snatchin bitches aint theft geez
G#
and when I sell ‘m you tell ‘m
F
they love my cigar and smell ‘m
G#
jealous fuckers won’t listen
F
they wanna send me to prison
G#
I know you sheeple can find me
Eb
don’t mind the boxes behind me *AAAAAARGGGHH*
D (opmaat naar refrein)
Refrein:
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
Couplet 3:
B G#m B Bb A G#
F# F7# F# E B
B G#m
I romance chicks into my lair
B Bb A G#
And I don’t care if it’s fair -
F# F#7 F# E B
For what I earn I shall burn [all your base are belong to me]*
B G#m
I pity y’all you can’t see
B Bb A G#
that the matrix has thee
F# F#7 F# E D7
you’re clearly not as bright [as the bathrobe warrior]*
Refrein: (slowly fade out)
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
A D7 C G F G A
Small dick energy man, please do enlighten me at small dick energy man.
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